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teh stroy of Angle

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ones upan a time dere was a pritty hegehog nmaed angle, so nmaed beacuase she was as pure-herated as an angle strait outta heven.  she was teh msot uniq preson yu evar met, wit ayes of glod, a chamring blak dres, and brite blew quils jus liek sonic's.  she was so bootiful she was alweis fiting off guys beacuase tey kept fulling in luv wit hir.  lukkily, she new all knids of marital arts wit witch to dafend hesrelf.

her sotry begen in teh detphs of teh cidy, were sonic was going 4 a run do too boardom, as nohting was heppening latly.  angle had jus picked up sum grocerys from teh stor, geting a discuont do too her grate looks, and she and he colided do to not ceeing eech othr.

sonic and angle got up and trid too apollogise too eech othr, but fel in luv at furst site and fargot al abowt it.  tey went on meny dats & ronamtic diners togethur.  wen amy roes saw tem, she kiled hesrelf beacuase she new she had no chans.  (i hat amy)

eevenshually angle and sonic got marride and had cheldwren.  sonic retard from saveng teh wurld so he cuold spind moar tiem wit angle, not tat it maturd beacuase angle had allready talked doktor egmen intu sotping his planz for wurld destrucshin.

tey al lavad hapuly evar aftr.  teh end
A bit of intentionally bad Sonic fanfiction, written for no real reason. "Angle" (pronounced Angel) is a character of my own creation.

I expected this to be painful to write, but it was actually relatively pain-free. I'd like to think nobody actually writes like this, but...
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llirbwerdnadivad's avatar
luks liek tis wuz haerd to rite. i hav difekultee wit dis comant, let alown a ful story as awsom as dis won.

...Honestly, I don't know how you managed it. >.<