Uncanny -Contest-Kite knew by heart which window gave him the best view of the orphanage's kitchen.The light blue hedgehog with the orange markings and yellow scarf loved to watch food preparations in the kitchen-- and not primarily because of the food, but rather because of what they came in.The kitchen was where full cans became empty cans, and once a can was empty, it was a treasure to him. Watching those cans getting emptied out was like watching money getting printed.It was around 10:30, so lunch preparations were well underway. Today Yothu was on kitchen duty. The bilby was hard at work, preparing a large quantity of spaghetti and meatballs suitable for the orphanage's ever-hungry residents.Kite kept his face pressed against the window glass, his eyes on a can of tomato sauce Yothu had almost emptied. He wanted, no, he needed it. He wasn't leaving the area without that can in his possession.Oblivious for the time being, Yothu poured the last little bit of
Loose Idea: Werewolf HunterMy daughter has always wanted to be a werewolf hunter when she grows up.There's nothing wrong with that. After all, the glory of slaying such savage beasts is quite an attractive prospect. As her father, I have a duty to support her dreams and help her realize them.Of course, werewolves have never actually existed in real life, which makes them difficult to hunt-- but every problem has a solution.Do you see the tank of liquid behind me? I've been devoting the past decade and a half to the creation of that complex formula, which I call "wolf serum". One quick injection, and your next moonlit night will be an exciting one!I have representatives all over the world prepared to inject people at random with my serum. Soon the world will be terrorized by werewolves-- and my daughter will have a profitable career as a hunter ahead of her!Do you really wish to destroy all that, Agent Faceless? The ambition of my child is at stake. To interfe
Weaver SilkThe Weavers are a spider-like race known for their high-quality silk.There are two known types of silk produced by the Weavers: red silk and blue silk. Neither is necessarily better than the other, but they are spun via different methods and used for different purposes.When a Weaver first learns to spin silk, it typically chooses red or blue to specialize in, whichever it is fonder of or better at producing. (As I said, they are produced via different methods.)But let us talk about one Weaver in particular, an indecisive child who doesn't favor either type of silk. He tries them both out, but can't seem to attach himself to red or blue.He ends up combining the two methods of silk production, and spins a mix of the two types, an unorthodox purple silk. He's quite proud of it.Purple silk in tow, the Weaver child heads to the marketplace to find a buyer for it. Because there are two major types of Weaver silk, the market is divided into two districts, ea
Fancharacter profile: Xavier"Again and again I've been asked what my secret is for writing such award-winning fanfiction. My answer's always the same: attention to detail. Cross-reference everything with everything else, limit your assumptions, and gather as much information as possible about what you're writing about." --XavierType of character: SonicverseName: Xavier Screens (online alias XavierTheSavior)Age: Early 20'sGender: MSpecies: Screen lizard (what's that?)Occupation: Freelance writer (specializes in fanfiction)Family and associates:Cousin to Samara and Sadako Screens. Single; not looking for a girlfriend.Appearance:Xavier's primary body color is pastel blue (around #AAAAFF in standard RRGGBB hexadecimal); his "snout" and underbelly are a darker blue. His eyes are brown. His proportions are normal for a Mobian.He
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Stealth LizardSneezing Wolf High - a high school AU by XavierTheSaviorDisclaimer: This is fanfiction. The characters featured in this story are the property of Sneezing Wolf Studios. I acknowledge this and therefore lay no claim to them.----Chapter 4: Doesn't Detention Just Drag On----Tick. Tick. Tick. The relentless ticking of the clock on the wall of the detention room slowly bored its way into the minds of the students.Black the dragon carefully and systematically ripped a page out of his notebook. He folded and creased it, then folded it again, carefully transforming the page into a paper airplane. His twin brother, White, slouched not-so-patiently at his desk at the other end of the room, seemingly aware of...Sadako Screens turned her attention away from the lines of text that were appearing in the word processor window. Xavier's fanfiction WAS rather entertaining to read, but the female screen lizard was here on a mission and that w
i'm proud of you. | oikawa tooru“Boo!”“―Uwah..!! [Name]-chan, don't scare me like that!” Oikawa huffed, crossing his arms. A laugh escapes from your lips, and you motioned for him to scoot over to give you some space to sit. Frowning, Oikawa grudgingly scooted back and you took the seat beside him. “What? You're not even going to say 'Thank you'? I honestly think that you're spending too much time with Iwa-chan.” The brunette slowly averted his gaze at you ― and he wasn't in the least surprised when he figured out that you weren't listening to him. He nudged your rib gently, “[Name]-chan, is there something wrong? Did you fail your English test again? That's alright. It's not like we're good at English anyway, so it's fine.”“Hmm, no, that's not why I'm here.” You hummed. “Thanks for the.. ah, encouraging words, though.”He shrugged, “So, why are you here?”“Geez, it sounds like you want me to go away or some
The Little Time TravellerIt all began with a cardboard box; a simple cardboard box. There was nothing special about this brown box with its collection of colorful lines swirling in no particular direction across the sides; a canvas for a little boy’s marker collection. Each line told a story of excitement and adventure; a thrill that a little boy and his friend shared together.In his arms, the little boy held Teddy, his protector from the evils of their travels. Lively blue eyes – full of a child’s wonder – glanced at his fuzzy friend, a big grin plastered on the young boy’s face. The things they had seen on their journeys defied everything the world had taught them to believe; but then again, they were too young to believe much of what the world had to say. They wanted to explore it for themselves.“That outta do it,” he said with a nod of his head.Gathering himself up, he set Teddy down in a chair and made his way to his closet. Sifting through the shirts and trous
stubborn. | oikawa tooru / iwaizumi hajimeIt was no doubt that [Surname] [Name] was a stubborn person. Iwaizumi knew it, Oikawa knew it, they both knew it from the moment they introduced themselves to you. You had a mind of a rock and a heart made out of steel. You didn't need help from anyone! You were strong ― you could do this by yourself! You didn't need help or assistance from other people. You didn't need anyone to help you guide your way to success because you knew that you could do it by yourself. You've always wondered why so many people were so dependent on each other ― the way they would cling themselves to others as if their life depended on them. It would always irritate [Name]. There are so many things you could accomplish by yourself, [Name] would say to themselves, do it. Don't falter. Do it. But sometimes, just sometimes, people like [Name] needed help, too. They hated it, but they knew it was true."You alright, [Surname]?"[Name] bit their lip as they looked over at their bruised ankle. It
Ultimate Birth ControlUltimate Birth Control"Sir it seems that our planning for this day was successful. We have identified enough candidates to save the nation.""Thank you general. Now let's just hope we gain an advantage if China and India misunderstood the recent events."_____________________________________________________________________________________Mindy had just come home from school and walked in the door with her focus being on her cellphone completely oblivious to the rest of the world. Mindy was really the typical high school student. She did decently in school have a boyfriend and was in the prime of her beauty. She wasn't a bombshell but wasn't far away from being considered one. Her c cup breasts and bubble butt gave her a very sensual look. This was topped off by rich brown hair that she seemed to be able to put into any style.She looked up for a moment to see her mom standing in the kitchen waiting for her. Mindy had a wonderful relationship with her mom because she was lax and reall
Not Full EnoughFull. Oh, so full. So completely overstuffed with pies, cakes, cookies, and ice cream. There's no room left, your stomach is so horribly packed tight you're surprised the skin hasn't torn. It itches, though, as if it's stretched to the limit. Maybe it is. The colossal balloon sticking out as much sideways as it bows out forwards. Pushing away from your pudgy body as though wanting to avoid another feast. Just like you do. And you would, too, if you could move anything but your mouth.You aren't strapped to the leather arm chair, but you may as well be. Leaning back into the cushions, you're pinned under the hefty weight of your belly. After a whole day of endlessly shoving in dessert after cruelly delicious dessert, you're so engorged even breathing is difficult. Heaving that boulder up and down with every breath. It tires you out, so you quickly realise moving is impossible. At least not without help.But he won't help you. The man in the kitchen, who currently cooks yet more food for
Getting in Shape - TG, Preg "Hey, Nick! Where's the peanut butter?!" Milton called from the kitchen. He'd only been in the house for a couple of days and hadn't figured out all the little places that Nick kept his snack foods. As he turned again, the knife slipped out of his hand and fell clattering to the floor. Bending down to get it, he was reminded of the roll of fat around his mid-section. He didn't feel out of shape, but he didn't look in shape either. It was probably just another one of the many reasons Katherine had dumped him. Straightening up with a sigh, he shook his head at the thought. Katherine was the past, and he had to move on. Maybe if he worked out a little, he could shape up and get a new girlfriend; a better one. But right now he wanted a peanut butter and salsa sandwich to wake him up and clear his sinuses. "Nii
Life and Death"Seven days.""Fantastic! Doctors said three."