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Hypothetical Suppose you were to buy the latest bit of fancy software from a relatively unknown developer.Hypothetical by *sonicinterface
The software turns out to be complete garbage; it barely does as advertised, it's completely ugly, and you suspect it to be inviting malware into your computer.
You go back to the dealer and raise a complaint. The dealer explains that for all its flaws, the software does what it's supposed to do, so you can't sue for libel.
Furthermore, he explains, since you already broke the seal and installed the software, you are ineligible for any sort of refund. And since he already has your money and has no obligation to return it, he sees no reason to ca
Mouse Trapped It's about time you woke up, Agent Faceless. The sleeping gas must have knocked you out stronger than intended.Mouse Trapped by *sonicinterface
Yes, yes, go ahead and struggle, but the shackles and chains binding your wrists and ankles are made of stainless steel. You aren't breaking those in a hurry; they're locked electronically and only this control panel can unlock them.
On to business. I'm sure you've noticed a very strong scent in the air by now. While you were unconscious, I rubbed your body down with Limburger cheese. Very odoriferous, if I may say so myself, and I'm sure the rats agree.
What rats, you ask? Feast your eyes on the barred doorway in front of
Build Up, Knock Down There are two kinds of people in this world: builders and destroyers.Build Up, Knock Down by *sonicinterface
Builders are those who live to create. They turn nothings into somethings. What is now a vast city was once an empty plain-- and that evolution was the work of builders.
Destroyers are those who live to demolish. They turn somethings into nothings. What was once an empty plain was even before that a dense forest-- and that evolution was the work of destroyers.
There are also people who fall into both categories, building some things and destroying others, but that's not important here.
The two races-- and I use the term strictly by its denotation-- control an eterna
Halfway My name is Strike. I'm a hawk, sky blue in color... well, I was. I guess that's why I'm here.Halfway by *sonicinterface
I don't know who my parents are. For most of my life, my only family was my older sister, Charge. She was a smart girl, and was able to support us both.
But let's skip to the interesting part. One day while Charge and I were out gathering food together, Dr. Robotnik's forces ambushed and captured us.
They knocked us out or drugged us or something. All I know is that I lost consciousness for a while, then woke up in a big glass cylinder with electrical equipment all around. I could see Charge in an identical cylinder a stone's throw away, st
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The Innocent Recluse - Ch. 16 Chapter 16: Wherein Our Heroes Confess Their Feelings For One Another At LastThe Innocent Recluse - Ch. 16 by *sonicinterface
-L-
Len blinked, and then managed a weak grin.
"You have skills with that flute of yours, you know. You really had me fooled there."
-W-
Zia... actually, let's go back to Winter now. Winter stepped up to Len and began to snap his restraints.
"I'm surprised you recognized me. Ivarn certainly didn't."
-L-
"I only recognized you when you threw his ass at the altar. Ouch."
Len stretched like a cat once the restraints were snapped, but as Winter turned away, he gripped her wrist.
"Fawn or not, you're still my Winter."
And he kissed her.
-W-
Winter was mo
DD:ToM - Chapter XII Dragon's Dance: Tales of ManavaliaDD:ToM - Chapter XII by *sonicinterface
Chapter XII: Always Bring Your Magic
-C-
"Hm..."
They spent a long time there, Carynnia listening avidly to his stories well into late afternoon, borderline evening. Neither got bored, at all.
-A-
"...and, needless to say, I still have the Dragonfly Amulet as proof of-- wow, is the sun setting already? I didn't even realize how much time we'd spent here."
-C-
Carynnia glanced up.
"Huh, time really flew."
-A-
"You're telling me."
Aaa glanced up at the sky.
"I've been studying the orbits of the celestial bodies. The moon's lingering a bit at its apex position this month, so it'll be full again
The Innocent Recluse - Ch. 15 Chapter 15: Wherein A Kidnapping And Two Rescues OccurThe Innocent Recluse - Ch. 15 by *sonicinterface
-L-
Len whistled in alarm, before rocketing towards her, knocking her aside; as something huge and winged bore down on them from above, roaring as it missed.
Len didn't seem to be changing back, but Winter did; and hit the water, sinking below the surface, thrashing in panic before remembering she had gills.
Len wheeled and raked his talons over the hog-headed and bat-bodied demon's skull before turning and darting away as it gave chase.
-W-
With few options, Winter dove underwater. She figured she was safer down there, and breathing was no issue for her.
-L-
Len zoomed, wheeled,
Technically Unsound - Ch. 15 Chapter 15: The Double DisasterTechnically Unsound - Ch. 15 by *sonicinterface
-S-
"What more can we do?"
He kissed her cheek as she sat up.
-A-
"Not much, I guess. Say, where did Beacon wander off to?"
-S-
Sherbie grinned, nuzzling her neck.
"He's got a bit of a case of hero-worship, with Nicholas of all people."
-A-
"With Nicholas? After what happened back at the base, how could Beacon possibly see him as a hero?"
-S-
Sherbie shrugged in response.
His gentle touches were unwinding her expertly, making her feel so much more relaxed, safe and cherished.
-A-
After a moment, Alt drifted off to sleep.
Meanwhile...
Ohm lowered his binoculars, and then raised them again. Th
Crossing DON'T WALKCrossing by *sonicinterface
Shadow the Hedgehog let out a loud sigh. "Hurry up and CHANGE, damn it," he moaned. "We've been waiting for that stupid signal for hours now!"
He, Sonic the Hedgehog, Knuckles the Echidna, and Silver the Hedgehog were currently standing at one end of a crosswalk that spanned a city road. It was a nice road, lined with trees on either side. Off to their left, a parked white VW Beetle waited for its owner to return. The time being roughly noon, everyone's shadows were fairly short.
"Come on, Shadow," Sonic countered. "We've only been here for about twenty seconds! And see, the traffic light the other way is turning yellow a
DD:ToM - Chapter XI Dragon's Dance: Tales of ManavaliaDD:ToM - Chapter XI by *sonicinterface
Chapter XI: Always Bring Your Compassion
-C-
When Claw leaned over her shoulder to try and grab some more, Carynnia giggled, reaching out to pet the dangerous beak fearlessly.
-A-
Aaa glanced sideways.
"Stroke his forehead gently from top to bottom, then rub it sideways starting on the right. That's the way he likes it best."
-C-
Carynnia shifted closer to Aaa so she didn't have to lean over quite so far, and did as he instructed; Claw's eyes lulled closed as he started to purr.
-A-
"I always do that whenever he gets agitated. It never fails to calm him down. Griffins are hard to tame, but it's
Technically Unsound - Ch. 14 Chapter 14: The Unexpected UpliftingTechnically Unsound - Ch. 14 by *sonicinterface
-A-
"You're without blame. You just wanted them to calm down, and I can't fault you for that."
-S-
"No, I meant...them liking me."
-A-
"And you're apologizing for that?"
-S-
Hannah groaned, putting her face in her hands, tail curling up.
-A-
"..."
Believing Hannah ought to be left alone for the time being, Alt stepped away.
-S-
Hannah shuffled back until she could disappear into the water for a quick swim, keeping an eagle eye (or osprey, conversely) for the scorpion.
Beacon hopped along beside Nicholas as he headed along the dock, childlike and eager to please.
"So you like Hannah?"
-A-
The Innocent Recluse - Ch. 14 Chapter 14: Wherein Our Heroes Depart From An Arctic Wasteland As Only They CanThe Innocent Recluse - Ch. 14 by *sonicinterface
-W-
Winter kept close to Len, not sure what else to do.
He sure can sleep. I wonder what HE'S dreaming of.
-L-
He mumbled.
-W-
Winter did nothing.
-L-
His eyes opened blearily, and the cheetah grunted, rubbing an eye.
"Hello."
-W-
"...Hello, Len. Did you sleep well?"
-L-
He yawned hugely before nodding tiredly.
"Think so I."
-W-
Well, that hadn't been cured yet. Winter took a look outside.
"I think things have calmed down out there."
-L-
"Want going you to do get?"
-W-
"The sooner we get out of this tundra, the better."
-L-
Len nodded, y
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